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Jan 15th 2019
Source: blacberries

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Jan 15th 2019
Source: amajikie

amajikie:

Mob Psycho 100 S2 ED  »» 「Memosepia」by sajou no hana

Jan 15th 2019
Source: shakescene

shakescene:

shakescene:

my mom, turning up “we will rock you”: football babey!

me, internally: straight people think they understand queen which is cute

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it’s gay pride darling

Jan 15th 2019
Source: ruphobic

frnkieropartydad:

ruphobic:

ruphobic:

ruphobic:

at this wedding as a bridesmaid its actually very beautiful. im gonna ask the waiter what he thinks hold on

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO this waiter off his shits he has the real tea on the bride if anyone heard him hes SO fucked

oh fuck

Op what is the tea

Jan 15th 2019
Source: transtlanticism

transtlanticism:

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this is genuinely the FUNNIEST thing i’ve seen all day

Jan 15th 2019
Source: cheesepress
soulcrushingstrider:
“ broannalmao:
“ lunaaltare:
“ honeylargo:
“look at this stock photo
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there is so much energy in this image
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He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/
”
and why exactly do you think she snapped?
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soulcrushingstrider:

broannalmao:

lunaaltare:

honeylargo:

look at this stock photo

there is so much energy in this image

He’s got his toast in the napkin holder :/

and why exactly do you think she snapped?

(Source: cheesepress)

Jan 15th 2019
Source: memesandlaughs
Jan 15th 2019
Source: despazito

despazito:

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

Jan 15th 2019
Source: clownimages

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Jan 15th 2019
Source: nnyas

nnyas:

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THIS KILL ME

Jan 15th 2019

cricketcat9:

asryakino:

lyrslair:

catalystofthesoul:

So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. I’m talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I can’t complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.

These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.

Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them

Also important to note, and something my bf has repeated to me many times: a contract is a negotiation until it is signed, and YOU ARE ALLOWED TO AMEND IT. Tech companies often put some bs in there about “we own everything you make while you work for us” which broadly applied also means anything done on your own time. He always ALWAYS does write-in amendments with initial and date to state that they only own things done FOR the company, on company time, because there have been companies that enforced that bullshit when somebody had a personal side project the company decided they wanted to steal. There’s only one company that threw a fit at his attempts to amend it and he considered that a huge red flag and refused to sign, turned down the job.

Never. EVER. Sign shit without reading it. Also: if your prospective employer won’t let you take the thing home to read before you sign it and says you need to sign it then and there THAT IS A RED FLAG. The job I had that turned out to be abusive as shit was like that. Every other job I’ve been able to bring the contract home to my parents to have a more experienced set of eyes on it. It’s also common practice in some fields to have one’s attorney look over it before signing. So never let them tell you that you can’t look over it with someone else. That’s a fat load of shit. For “lower level” jobs they may not accept amendments to the contract but if they won’t even give you the proper time to read it over, they’re trying to pull some bullshit on you and you’re going to regret it if you sign. Even if there’s nothing bad in what you signed it’s an example of how they are going to treat you while you’re there. Take it to heart and run like fucking hell.

Please also tell your coworkers. Inform others. Tell everyone. Please, for the lovee of everything TELL PEOPLE THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO THESE THINGS.

Companies BANK on the fact you’re not going to read it. Then they slip in shit like ‘you can’t talk about your wages’ because they want you to keep quiet, so thy can pay that guy six bucks, and pay the guy over there fifteen and pay you eight. They want you to accept it all blindly. PLEASE DON’T STAY BLIND.

Yes, I’ve lost out on jobs because I wanted to read it and they didn’t want me to. Or they wanted m to resign and I said no to to the things they added that I pointed out were unfair and borderline illegal. 

Read shit. Tell everyone else to read shit. BE INFORMED. 

Absolutely 100% good advice ☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼

Never ever ever sign shit without reading and re-reading it! Take it home, show it to someone more experienced, if you can, show it to a lawyer. A contract is supposed to work for both sides. A company in Toronto tried to make me sign a contract with clause that in event of me leaving the job I will not work in a similar position anywhere in Ontario. Yeah, right, not enforceable in court, dudes, you can’t prevent me from making a living. Read the shit and don’t let them intimidate you. 

Jan 15th 2019
Source: hongslice
hongslice:
“i would die for mafuyu
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hongslice:

i would die for mafuyu

Jan 15th 2019

surprisedentistry:

okay but things that are tragically funny in High School Musical 2:

  • Troy Bolton being weird and passive-aggressive because he thinks his gay classmate, Ryan, is trying to steal his girlfriend 

  • Ryan not picking up on this heterosexual bullshit and being genuinely baffled when his polite small talk doesn’t get the expected reaction
Jan 15th 2019

adunilovesthemoon:

When will my mutuals finally appreciate oresama teacher

Jan 15th 2019
Source: pettydavis

pettydavis:

anon-hockey:

pettydavis:

top and bottom dont exist in hetero relationships stop that mess

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Originally posted by nuttinonjethro

is op serious??

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youre exactly the kind of person i made this post about.

the fact that ive had dozens of yall in my ends cuz u think top and bottom means dominant and submissive is like. why i believe straight rights should be restricted.